I'm Ready To Mingle

Hey, I'm Marc. I work for AMR in South Florida. I'm Getting Ready for Paramedic School and Fire Academy. I post what I want. Don't like it? Sucks. I'm bi, I guess I've always been. If we connect then why should a relationship be based off of the norm. Follow me, I follow back. Make my dash shmexy.


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Reblogged from chekhov
  • Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
  • Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me
Reblogged from fartgallery
fartgallery:

cuttieswithallyourlies:

fartgallery:

what a nice day today

This is terrifying.

fartgallery:

cuttieswithallyourlies:

fartgallery:

what a nice day today

This is terrifying.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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Reblogged from furtherdowntheriver

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Source: furtherdowntheriver, via cumsock)

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Reblogged from vixio-deactivated20131031

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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Reblogged from vinebox
My lipgloss is p-poppin

My lipgloss is p-poppin

(Source: vinebox, via peppermintsnatch)

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(Source: grikurt, via madwrong)

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suicunesrider:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

let me just tell you. the easter bunny is real, all right. real grumpy. real annoying. and really full of himself

don’t let the easter kangaroo see this

image

(via lolsofunny)

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Reblogged from dutchster

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

image

(Source: dutchster, via justanotherfaggot)

Reblogged from stacksbreadup
danthemedicman:

alexbbypls:

lovingthystruggle:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

Lmfao

Yoooo

GOT EM

danthemedicman:

alexbbypls:

lovingthystruggle:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

Lmfao

Yoooo

GOT EM

Reblogged from 12-gauge-rage
fireprobie:

Germany,  what is this?

fireprobie:

Germany, what is this?

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via mkinney95)

Reblogged from theclearlydope
theclearlydope:

Monday: Girlfriend Lauren breaks up with him.
Monday Night: He becomes the biggest Ralph Lauren fan. 
[via]

theclearlydope:

Monday: Girlfriend Lauren breaks up with him.

Monday Night: He becomes the biggest Ralph Lauren fan.

[via]